Friday, July 25, 2008

A funny e mail to share with my fello addicts!!!

I got this from my good friend, Jen... she is my SU demo and a really neat person...

I know you (or at least your hubbies) will relate...


ODE TO MY WIFE THE STAMPER
She learned to stamp on Monday
Her embossing was quite fine.
She forgot to thaw out dinner
So we went out to dine.
She brayered backgrounds Tuesday,
She says they are a must.
They really are quite lovely,
But she forgot to dust.
On Wednesday it was birthday cards,
She says the chalking's fun.
Shading, blending & watercoloring,
But the laundry wasn't done.
Her card swap was on Thursday,
Using green and blue and red.
I guess she really was engrossed,
But she never made the bed.
It was Shaker cards on Friday,
Using techniques she just adores.
But she never seemed to notice
The crumbs on all the floors!
I found a maid on Saturday,
My life is now complete.
My wife can stamp the hours away,
The house will still be neat.
Well, it is already Sunday,
And my forehead's feeling damp.
I cursed, I raved, I ranted. . .
The MAID has learned to STAMP!
.... Anonymous

5 comments:

specialcraftmom4 said...

HOW FUNNY!!!!

Carmen said...

Too funny!!!

Cris A said...

Ahhhhhh...so true!

Veronica said...

Now THAT is funny!!

Amanda Sewell said...

That is the funniest thing I have read! I am saving it to share with some friends :)